Notes to self:

*Blow a transformer to find out if they cum oil.

*My life would be complete if I could find a lover that can play the piano with his penis. http://gaw.kr/mtoMr4

*Don't sneeze when your stuffed with Ben wai balls. They'll shoot out of you faster than you can say Gesundheit.

*Find out if I can grow wings. Strike that. I've got wings! Thanks Gavin.

*Find out why the new female vamp is responsible for cleaning the mansion.

*Find out if you can die from having too many orgasms.

*Save your naughty bits into the shape of a microphone so you can tap your mic.

*If it's not rough it's not fun!

*Stay clear of holy water. That shit burns.

*Find someone named Peaches and eat the bitch.
http://tinysong.com/gPW9

*Male models not allowing nudes are hiding small packages.

*Get a muzzle and short leash for Rick.

*Rick likes it when I’m wrapped like a present.

*Mother nature is a cruel and evil bitch that must be drained.

*Scratching a male's balls with your fangs won't keep his attention on you. Who knew?

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