Now Offering...

I'm now offering a vaccine for the mating fever. There has been a recent wide spread epidemic sweeping through the local area and I'm doing my part to help out. I received my shot recently and I highly recommend it.

If you'd like to be vaccinated against mating fever, please schedule an appointment with me and I'll be happy to prick you. *flashes fangs*

Appointments are first cum first served. *winks*

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